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Cutie Mark Mutilators
03:43
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Sugarcube Coroner
02:44
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A treat awaits the coroner
Sticky gooey recipe
Who went nuts and made this mess
And didn't even caramel?
Sugarcube coroner
How can you measure the hatred
Of a murder most killinary?
Investigation not so sweet
Identify them by a tooth
Whipping up a batch or two
Soon enough they’ll butcher you!
Sugarcube coroner
How can you measure the hatred
Of a murder most killinary?
I have a confection to make
Can’t make sense of clues sprinkled throughout
Who would be slicing up their friends?
Continue to sift through evidence
Each and every afternoon
Just before their order’s made
You can spot the royal guards
Execute the plans they made
Sugarcube coroner
How can you measure betrayal
When they were sworn to protect?
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Good morning - sun is shining
Birds singing - all is right
Holiday - I’ve been pining
Smashing season - the machine has arrived
Rolling into town to bring us all a needed sense of accomplishment
Loading fashy ponies mane over hoof into the waiting hungry maw
Smashing empty bodies, souls long left, into tiny worthless dust piles
Leaving town just as quickly as it came, there are many more towns to see
Jiffy Jackboot - pleased to squeeze ya
To a pulp - a true role model
Pixie Panzer - sheesh it creamed ya
Nothing left and yet nothing lost
Super fashy pony smashy
Straight to your door
Super fashy pony smashy
Six thousand more
Introducing: we’re Slim and Slam
We travel near and far
Our wagon brings a treasure
The garbage is taken out
Rolling into town to bring us all a needed sense of accomplishment
Loading fashy ponies mane over hoof into the waiting hungry maw
Smashing empty bodies, souls long left, into tiny worthless dust piles
Leaving town just as quickly as it came, there are many more towns to see
Bucky Brownshirt - hope your bones hurt
Climb on in, make yourself at home
SS Sprinkle - loud your groans were
As you died - crushing every bone
You were chosen for your actions
Force against harmony
Love that the community
Seized upon this opportunity
Rolling into town to bring us all a needed sense of accomplishment
Loading fashy ponies mane over hoof into the waiting hungry maw
Smashing empty bodies, souls long left, into tiny worthless dust piles
Leaving town just as quickly as it came, there are many more towns to see
Fash lives don’t matter
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All grown up into butchers
But feeding us is not your goal
Compound packed to the brim with victims
May Celestia save your soul
Lack of bravery
Fill cages with life
Innocent, confused
Suffering, diseased
Eyes filled with sadness and frozen tears
Rotting bones beneath their flawless pelt
Exist within a den of seclusion
Please let us out, let us out
But what of your own pelages?
You harvest flesh but wish to stay intact
You’ve both played god
But there is no god at the heart of revenge
Where did you think this came from?
How did you think this got here?
All chopped up into pieces
But feeding us is not your fate
Casket packed to full with two victims
While Celestia turns the other way
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Awash in the afterglow of battle
My arrival portends unimaginable destruction
My departure reveals it
Basking in my own victory
Can you hear it?
The silence that has overtaken the lands of my enemies
I have filled, again and again, my great chalice
With the blood of those who fell to me
Unquenchable lust for annihilation
I have sought revenge and found much more
The crimes committed against my people
The irreparable void in my soul
When you took them from us
Two sweet innocent crusaders
Blood oath we all swore
I uphold to you forever and always
It didn't have to be this way
A forced hand will reach for the nearest weapon
Piercing flesh is fierce unrest
But it's been settled in our favor
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