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• Sweet Treat

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  A sweet tasty treat taken as evidence from the latest brutal killing at Sugarcube Corner.
  
  A white fudge covered chocolate sandwich cookie with blood red creme filling awaits any curious buyers. And oh yeah, they've got metal's best band logo printed on them.
  
  Shipped in individually factory sealed bags inside of a bubble mailer to ensure a clean, fresh, whole product!
  
  LIMITED EDITION AND LIMITED TIME ONLY! PLEASE DO NOT ORDER THIS IF YOU ARE NOT IN THE UNITED STATES. I will have to refund your order if you do not provide me with an address in the USA for this item. Sorry :(
  
  Includes unlimited streaming of Ponyepsyectyotomy via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.

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• Deluxe Pack

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  You get both the T-SHIRT and the TASTY TREAT with this purchase. Please view details of those items individually and take note that this is only available to USA addresses! I'm sorry!
  
  Includes unlimited streaming of Ponyepsyectyotomy via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.

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• Ponyepsyectyotomy T-shirt

  T-Shirt/Apparel + Digital Album

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  Be the first on your block to show off the first ever Coltcrusher merch, the official LIMITED EDITION Ponyepsyectyotomy t-shirt, fully designed by famed artist Mark Cooper. Expertly screen printed on deliciously comfortable and durable Gildan shirts by Pittsburgh's own Pyre Press, you'll be wearing this one for years to come!
  
  Only 25 of these will ever be made so get yours while you can!
  
  Includes unlimited streaming of Ponyepsyectyotomy via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.

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