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The Super Fashy Pony Smashy 6000

from Ponyepsyectyotomy by Coltcrusher

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    A sweet tasty treat taken as evidence from the latest brutal killing at Sugarcube Corner.

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    Be the first on your block to show off the first ever Coltcrusher merch, the official LIMITED EDITION Ponyepsyectyotomy t-shirt, fully designed by famed artist Mark Cooper. Expertly screen printed on deliciously comfortable and durable Gildan shirts by Pittsburgh's own Pyre Press, you'll be wearing this one for years to come!

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lyrics

Good morning - sun is shining
Birds singing - all is right
Holiday - I’ve been pining
Smashing season - the machine has arrived

Rolling into town to bring us all a needed sense of accomplishment
Loading fashy ponies mane over hoof into the waiting hungry maw
Smashing empty bodies, souls long left, into tiny worthless dust piles
Leaving town just as quickly as it came, there are many more towns to see

Jiffy Jackboot - pleased to squeeze ya
To a pulp - a true role model
Pixie Panzer - sheesh it creamed ya
Nothing left and yet nothing lost

Super fashy pony smashy
Straight to your door
Super fashy pony smashy
Six thousand more

Introducing: we’re Slim and Slam
We travel near and far
Our wagon brings a treasure
The garbage is taken out

Rolling into town to bring us all a needed sense of accomplishment
Loading fashy ponies mane over hoof into the waiting hungry maw
Smashing empty bodies, souls long left, into tiny worthless dust piles
Leaving town just as quickly as it came, there are many more towns to see

Bucky Brownshirt - hope your bones hurt
Climb on in, make yourself at home
SS Sprinkle - loud your groans were
As you died - crushing every bone

You were chosen for your actions
Force against harmony
Love that the community
Seized upon this opportunity

Rolling into town to bring us all a needed sense of accomplishment
Loading fashy ponies mane over hoof into the waiting hungry maw
Smashing empty bodies, souls long left, into tiny worthless dust piles
Leaving town just as quickly as it came, there are many more towns to see

Fash lives don’t matter

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from Ponyepsyectyotomy, released October 31, 2021

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My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic is dead. Long live My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. ... more

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